Mark Smith

Feature writer

I write features, reviews, and comment.

I write features, reviews, and comment.

Latest articles from Mark Smith

Mark Smith: Read this book, and weep for what we’ve lost

I met him, once. First impressions: not good. Skin: thin. Self-esteem: high. Self-awareness: low. Saving grace: the odd good one-liner. He said people had asked him to be President of the United States (this was 2010) and I remember thinking: pah, fat chance. Proves what I know about people.

Mark Smith: Shoplifting in Scotland is up by 25%. Who’s really to blame?

Shoplifting in Scotland is up 25% in a year and yet the news has created barely a ripple. People walk into shops, they steal, they pinch, they nick, they leave, the authorities appear to do nothing, or virtually nothing, the problem gets worse, and we look up from our phones, or don’t, and say: what do you want me to do about it, it’s how the world works, isn’t it?

Mark Smith: The deep-down problem with the plan for Scotland’s Tories

We’re starting to get our first impressions of Russell Findlay, the new leader of the Scottish Conservatives, but one of the first things I said to him when I met him the other day was that he’s going to have to overcome the deep-down problem for his party that isn’t easy to fix. He knows it, others have tried and failed, and to be honest it looks like it might be about to get worse before it gets better.

Mark Smith: It’s here: the ferry no one wanted

The first thing I did was check whether the windows were real because you’ll remember that when Glen Sannox was “launched” in 2017, the windows were painted on; they were fake. But this time the news is good: the windows are real, the ferry is finished, and we’re ready to go. It’s finally here: the ferry nobody wanted.

Mark Smith: The Govan revolution that could be good for all of us

If you want me, I’ll be in Magpie’s Nest, and if you ask nicely I’ll take you across the road to the Pearce Institute for a plate of chips as big as ships before we take a wander along to the new bridge. Look at that view across to the museum; you’ve got to love it. And you’ve got to admit: there’s a bit of a transformative feeling going on in Govan right now that could be good for all of us.

Mark Smith: Which one are you: the hater or the hated? It’s time for a rethink

Ask me what I hate. Lots of things. I hate that the Scots pay higher taxes than the English. I hate that so many people still eat animals and abuse and kill them. I hate that the health minister went to football matches and thinks we’ll believe him when he says it was work. I hate that I’m not the same weight I was when I was 17. There are lots of things I hate. How long have you got?